Afiq's Saturday around KL
Afiq woke up unusually early at 8.00 am and changed to his casual going-out-to-town wear which is usually consist of a black t-shirt and a pair of jeans. He thinks it's the best choice of outfit for him. I dissagree.
Afiq's stroll around Petaling Street turned into a turmoil comparable to the complication of seperating lingkaran ubat nyamuk without breaking the middle part. He remembered that a few friends of him cannot accept the fact that Afiq like any other man enjoys pornography and these mindless dimwits challenged him to buy a couple of Pornography CDs to prove them wrong.
Afiq ended up buying Disney Cartoons: Beauty and the Beast, Lion King:Simba's Pride and a collection of Gregorian Choir audio CD. -_-"
He was intrigued of the Piracy Syndicate tactic to squirm out of harm's (authority's) way. All of them has a walkie-talkie and will alert one another by having one representative to ride a motorbike loudly along PS, inviting comments like 'bullshit man' and 'fuckers' from US UFO's (Ugly Fat Obnoxious) And soon after the alert, the DVD stalls transforms into Nasi Lemak or Nasi Goreng or DimSum stalls. This highly sophisticated procedure is rumoured to keep off authorities for two decades. Other tactics includes accidentally handing over a few rolls of rm50s.
Bersih, Cekap, Amanah.
Respiration and exhaustion made Afiq rely on energy drinks to keep up his stamina for the day(yesterday). In defiance of his own boycott plan, Afiq struggled and strived to look for substitutes. Alas.. CARABAO made its debut into Afiq's sensitive throat.
Mr. Heat and Mrs. Sun forced Afiq to retreat to his favourite mall. Guesslah where? Afiq is also annoyed of advertisments especially those that claims stateship. Observe the advertisment above.
Afiq had Ramyon for Branch. He did so to examplify Naruto's addiction with Ramen and since there was no Ramen around, Afiq opted a neighbourly version of Ramen.
Supposedly funny, Click had been successful of making Afiq cry twice. He used his -alamak, habuk dari kerusi masuk mata pulak- tactic to ensure his confidence and macho-ness.
Afiq was disturbed by this girl's attempt to boast her visible cellulite thus he took a picture of her to keep his disbelief eternal through this blog. The girl who noticed Afiq's visual persuit of her layers of buttocks could only frowned as she was on the other side of the monorail station. Ngoh ngoh ngoh~~
This -unintededly- poser gave me her ska-poyo pose when my camera was directed towards her. I asked her afterwards whether she minds being photographed. She answered: "Oh yeke, tak perasan pulak." As soon as Afiq turned his back from her, he made the -nak muntah- look and smiled at her to justify his unnoticable insult.The Ramyon eaten before had somehow affected Afiq's digestive system and he had to comply with it by visiting the 8th heaven.
Afiq, as you can see has a self-involved-narcisistic side which only flourish in toiletsHe return to his room after the 11 hours urban expedition and slept his ass off.
He got up at 11 am when his mother called him...