a new resolution
a new resolution
Trust me, there wil be a time where all men question their own libido and when that happens, they will usually blame God for their members' dimunitive length but never themselves. Never themselves. Very typical of us. Instead of eating and living healthy and live an optimal life, we blame our God-given treasure. See kids, these ungrateful idiots deserve a small member so it'll match the size of their brains.
I made this music video yesterday. I should include some important notes though:
1. I am currently bloated because I attended 5 chinese new year parties, which I think will explain why I look so damn fat. (alasan)
2. Beware! A lot of skin, lots and lots of fair sino-malay skin. If you think I made this video because I'm vain, well... you're entitled to your opinion. But if I were to hire a professional actor, I would ask him to do the same. Mind over reason, I'll say. It's a syok sendiri video made in 3 hours anyway. (including editing and rendering)
3. Shasha is a professional alarm clock. She wakes me up when my alarm clock goes off.
4. The song is by 30 Seconds from Mars.
5. A lot of fastforwarding because I didn't have any storyline to begin with. I listened to the song over and over again, took some videos that 'I think' will be somewhat fitting to the song and compiled them like a bologna sandwich.
6. Oh yeah, the wooden snake is said to be cursed by a bomoh in Langkawi, the primary reason why I purchased it. I always thought the snake will somehow persuade me to jump off the window. It never did.
Get a tripod woman!
I really want to go to Cameron Highland but next time, I will be going alone and instead of visiting rose gardens and strawberry farms like a vacation schedule for pensioners, I'll go jungle trekking. That sort of thing. My life is lacking adventures these days so what the strawberry lah!