I've always wanted to poke you in your facebook knowing that that's the only way I can irritate my big boss and still walk around the office, alive.
I've always wanted to purposely drop all my things when I bump into you so I can make you mad hence be automatically obligated to make you more coffee.
I've always wanted to stand on your way when you're directing so you'll shout "Oi budak, ketepi!" and gesture me to get the fuck away from the camera.
I've always wanted to get you to notice that I'm good in drawings so you can ask me to sketch storyboards probono.
I've always wanted to be you.