Piece of Crap

I tried on one of those fancy future reading weighing machine yesterday.

"I am calculating your weight...." said the machine

"Stand still. I am calculating your height...." it said again.

"You are 68 kilogram and 173 cm. Congratulation! You will be O K."

Hah?

What the dodol? I'm OK? That's all? I gave you 1 ringgit and all you can read about my future is that I'll do OK. OK in what?

The machine didn't respond to my enquiry. It repeated the same crap: "Insert 1 dollar to know more about your future.."

Aish... what is this????

Let it be known that all weighing machines are of chinese heritage.

4 comments:

missnadira said...

hahaha..maybe if you weigh 90kilo and 150 cm it'll say "sorry u're not okay"

Miss Aida said...

Wow.

A machine that tells you your weight AND your future!

You're into something there, surely you are.

Anonymous said...

well, miss aida just praised the "chinese" machine.

honestly, u don like people condemning your religion and race. y do the same?

afiq said...

shut up and drive!