I tried on one of those fancy future reading weighing machine yesterday.
"I am calculating your weight...." said the machine
"Stand still. I am calculating your height...." it said again.
"You are 68 kilogram and 173 cm. Congratulation! You will be O K."
What the dodol? I'm OK? That's all? I gave you 1 ringgit and all you can read about my future is that I'll do OK. OK in what?
The machine didn't respond to my enquiry. It repeated the same crap: "Insert 1 dollar to know more about your future.."
Aish... what is this????
Let it be known that all weighing machines are of chinese heritage.