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Excitement is in the air, I really don't care.

Change is here, shut my ears.

My final presentation is on Thursday, so as usual, I've been locking myself inside my room for days. Obscurity is my friend, everything else are fiends.

So I heard the opposition is taking over 5 states including KayEL. May be this a wake up call to all BN politicians: don't get too comfy in your homes and unclarified source of income.

Personally, I think BN is the best coalition to run the government but man oh man, they'd gone astray for the past few years.

It's a good but unexpected wake up call.

And who'd expected hotshots like Sharizat, Koh Tsu Koon and my very favourite comedian, Sammy Vellu to have lost. Yer see kids, anything can happen in politics. In the past few years, people have been urging Sammy Vellu to retire discreetly but he turned a blind eye. Hah, padan muka. He'd probably ran off to India to meditate and smoke pot. Why, I might even meet him there while trekking, crouching underneath a fly over or bridge like this:

And Shahrizat can finally have the chance of opening her cosmetic company she. All is well.

And my favourite winner is the very hot Izzah! Never mind she has a vindictive vengeful father. She is still the It-girl. She's my cup of grey earl tea. My santan in my curry. My forgotten tissue in my laundered clothes. She is all that, and more.

And my most unfavoured winner is the ridiculously ambitious KJ.

You know what I heard though? I heard they were an item when Anwar was still deputy prime minister. I heard lah. Kj Kj... you womaneater you... You're so vain.. I bet you think this blog is about you, don't you... don't you..... *why am I singing?*

Right.

Maaf, my inner bitch was acting up.

It'll be best for me to stop blogging before she takes over.

I'll probably be in a whimsy state again this Thursday so clear your blog reading schedule that day and make time for my blog. I'll probably have a series of moodswings and experience a NeilGaiman-ish philosophical moment. Man, even I anticipate my own state of depression. What a loser..