Got into a fight with the kakak air at the Human Science Cafeteria yesterday. To start off, I only drink Soya Bean milk there. Nothing else. So that makes me a regular. Well last night's soya bean milk was expired.. dah basi. And it tasted like air longkang. Yes I drank air longkang before. Don't ask. Yet another conversation:
afiq: Kak, soya bean dah basi.
kakak: Mana ada dek, kaler dia ok je?
madba: Susu basi berketul-ketul pun white karer oso stupid
afiq: Cuba kak raser...
*I gave my soya bean milk and she sipped it, gave a -yuck!- look and... *
kakak: Memang macam nie dek.
afiq: Mana ada..
*went to a table of strangers and persuaded them to drink the milk*
stranger1: memang basi nih..
*everyone started to kecoh.. This boy again... Here we go again*
afiq: Saya nak tukar air kak...
The kakak air was obviously new. She just don't get it. I want what I want and won't get away until I freaking get it! The abang air bisiked to her.
kakak: Yelah, yelah, nak air ape dik?
madba: Your air muka..
afiq: air yang sebelah tuh.... sebenarnya kakak takleh tipu saye sebab saya minum susu soya dari baby lagi..
kakak: minta maaf ye dek..
afiq: so that's that.. oit jap jap..
So that's that. So now the whole row of food stalls in the cafeteria had had their lesson from this very, very, very fussy customer:
Customers are always right!