Stop It Already

I've added new resolutions to my 2009's A.F.I.Q (Afiq's Fucking Indelible Quests!) I want to stop fidgeting. Somebody (Nadrah) mentioned to me that I do that a lot. I will either shake my right foot, twist a crop of hair or smack my lips when I feel vulnerable.

All those things are annoying if not put off-ing habits.

Like masturbating. I don't do that anymore (too old lah) but some of my hostel neighbours are constantly at it every single night. From 3am to 4am, when I'm reading Myths and Legends of the Ancient World, I've become accustomed of hearing smacking sounds and the usual climax groans. I've become so adapted to their habit that I will listen to Katy Perry's Hot and Cold because both schlong and song were moving to the same beat.

I mean, you guys must be over 24. Stop it already. Give me some piece of mind! Sounds of smacking pork swords isn't exactly Secret Garden.

Give it a rest. Give 'it' some rest.

11 comments:

Qarl said...

it's not easy to get rid from dat... hehe.. common, man!

RITZ CHEWAN said...

"peace of mind"

Anonymous said...

wahh over 24 cannot ah... oohhh. u must be THE only person who Hippocratic-ly believes that. but yeah need to give 'it' some rest oso. happy CNY to all!

Anonymous said...

wow scary to knoe this thing..hohoho

dian said...

wah masturbating. so old fashion!

RITZ CHEWAN said...

try tantra

Afiq Deen said...

hippocratic? Isnt that a mystical beast?

gap said...

shite. i always think guys dont do this no more

Danny said...

My 2 cents: As long as it helps you to extend of relieving your tense and basic instinct, it has nothing to do with age limit provided it’s still functioning well

concerned mother said...

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tia said...

er..seriously..this thing happen ar?
aiyo..
seramnye