Watched Slumdog Millionaire and cried like a turtle. Boy oh boy Danny Boyle. You made me cry harder than when my parents divorced. Or when I was locked up in a store room for a week for lying about my exam results.
Whoops. Dirty laundry.
I've got my share of dirty laundry too. Like my crush on Johann Paulik when I was fifteen and the character Maxxie from Skins last year.
Don't worry guys, it was just a phase. Now I have a crush on amoi Kedai Peralatan Seni Weng Mee.
Don't blame me. I'm just biconical.