Teresa Kok is Kolektra

I heard somebody used pyrokinesis on Kolektra. Not only is she a symbol of BolehLand's 'striving democracy', she's now a wanted hero.

Remember her unofficial debut? She was the one who 'exposed' a 'chinese national' who had to squat in a prison cell. Malaysia suffered bad press and after a few weeks of slight tension between Malaysia and China, we finally found out that the woman is actually malay and the squatting is a normal police procedure. Instead of inquiring the case to the police discreetly, she made it into a media frenzy.

Base on this and how she did not make any effort to apologize for causing the hullabaloo, it was decided that she is merely a nuiscance.

Recently, the government gave this nuisance her power back, a far greater power. After a week of transformation, she came out a hero. Upon her release, Kolektra complained of the food given to her during her imprisonment. She told everybody how the food was 'close to dog food'. As predicted, the government jumped to its feet and investigate the issue.

How laughable. Dog Food! Kolektra seriously need to visit rural kampungs. Only then will she realize that poverty had forced many folks to eat 'dog food' once a day every friekin' day.