Textbooks Revised

Leela: Eh Chan, nasib baik kamu masuk sekolah kebangsaan! Dapat kamu berkomunikasi dengan baik.
Chan: Betullah kata Cik Leela. Tak sia-sia kerajaan membuka sekolah kebangsaan. Kita dapat hidup aman damai walaupun kita berlainan kaum.
Salmah: Kenapa saya disini? Saya tak diperlukan dalam dialog ini. Kenapa kamu menutup bahagian kemaluan kamu dengan fail itu Chan.
Leela: Kamu stim ya?
Chan: Saya...
Leela: Oh tuhan-tuhanku! Ada hotel satu bintang berdekatan. Mari kita ber-Ménage à trois. Barulah benar-benar muhibbah!
Salmah dan Chan : Mari!

15 comments:

Paan Lee said...

aiyoyo, what is this? but it's funny i guess! lol..

Akmal Azeman said...

menage a trois??? seriously. those words r in my textbook! for linguistic. dammm...didnt knw uia would choose such book for academic purposes. heh

Anonymous said...

that's soooo UNCOOL man..

Lisa Farhana said...

rosak buku teks. hahahaha

Afiq Deen said...

kema... kamu belajar kursus apa ini? Sepertinya berbaur tidak senonoh kursus itu.

Afiq Deen said...

Kamu stim juga ya anonymous?

milimilo said...

haha.kelakar ok.apa motif?

farahrozhan said...

Funny man, you are.

Moja Amin said...

jap.

ku masih tidak faham motif perbualan ini.
hahahaha!

Akmal Azeman said...

owh. hahaha. wat a gud sarcasm u have there. LOL!

btw. just in case if ur SERIOUSLY asking la kan, saya berkursus benl *gasp!*

Afiq Deen said...

eh wait, it could also mean a domestic setting. so lelaki berbini dua pun dikira menage a trois.

mgiL said...

haha!

MyraTayeb said...

u gotta b kiddin me! man! ur dirRrrtTtYyyyy~~~

Atiq-chan said...

still tak paham... than guy in the pic ltk file kat tepi..

isk, complicated!

Anonymous said...

i noe dis book well...sej f3...huuu