Senaman Hadhari


Bernama - 2 hours 43 minutes agoPENANG, Oct 29 (Bernama) -- The National Fatwa Council will come out with a ruling relating to yoga exercise soon.

The announcement would be made by the council's chairman, Prof Datuk Dr Abdul Shukor Husin, said Deputy Director-General (Operations) of the Department of Islamic Development Malaysia (Jakim) Othman Mustapha.

He told reporters this after opening the two-day seminar on Islamic Jurisprudence and Eternal Islamic Thinking at Universiti Sains Malaysia jointly organised by the Islamic Studies Division of the university's Human Knowledge Study Centre and Jakim here today.

Yesterday, lecturer Prof Zakaria Stapa of Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia's Islamic Studies Centre advised Muslims who have taken up yoga to stop practising it for fear that it could deviate their belief.-- BERNAMA


So now the national fatwa council members are idiots? Isn't that just plain disrespectful. It's like calling priests or spritual leaders bigots. Aiyo, Michelle Gunaselan. I don't like her KLUE monthly column at all. She's a racist bigot who plays the Liberal card more often than the amount of times I wank in a month.

I don't see the fuss is all about though. Pokemon was also once haram but I played it anyway with friends and when our Ustaz asked us what we were playing...

"Kamu main Pokemon yang haram tu ke?"

"Eh bukan, kami tengah main Doraemon ustaz..."

"Oh Doraemon, ingatkan Pokemon. Comel ye binatang
tu."

So let's say the Nat Fatwa haramkan Yoga, muslims can simply alter some parts of it like injecting Islamic elements like berzikir while meditating. When the Nat Fatwa council officers visit premises that practice Yoga....

"Ha! Kamu buat apa ni? Kamu tau tak yang Yoga
Haram!"

"Subhanallah, walhamdulillah, walailahaillah, allahuakbar"
(meditating)

"Cik, cik tak dengar ke....."

"Eh Ustaz, assalamualaikum. Kami tengah membuat Senaman Hadhari ni, bukan Yoga."

"Oh Senaman Hadhari yang diendorse Datin Seri Jeanne tu? Boleh kami sertai sekali?"

14 comments:

Diran said...

haha....u actualy wank?..isnt it like haram or smtg?...and arent u like in some universiti islam and arent u surounded with guys who hv long beards and drapped in ankle length white dress but deep down pervert in mind?...

bt u wank?..haha...looking at a gurls pic or a guy?..so sorry...bt i alwyz think ur gay....nt that u mind i guess...

ok..senaman hadhari?that exist?its abit funny to a sun position and still say ur berzikir-ing dnt u think?...

maybe u cld be the pioneer for the practice..

RITZ CHEWAN said...

Alamak, diran ko kena baca kat Islamophobia blog-roll no. 10 on the list (Mastur-what?).

That issue has been dealt with and settled. ekekeke!

Afiq Deen said...

Touche. I've always thought people like you are fashion enslaved fags who surrendered their souls to the likes of Yves Saint Laurent because they're too ugly to look the part they've been hypermanically imagined.

Anonymous said...

i believe that the fatwa will be regulated to the Muslims. So non-muslims shouldn't have any say about it. If some 'smart' people think that they hate this 'stupid place' just leave it..what's the big deal

Umi

Moon said...

alah, once upo a time during my mother's time, there was a fatwa about eggs.Saying it was haram cuz it came out of the chicken's butt? r something.

of course that fatwa is no longer.

And I agree with you on the yoga thing, Afiq. Maybe the hardcore original yoga practiced by the (shaman? or something?) *could* be haram, but basically the physical exercise itself is just a vessel that can go either way.

What about silat tho? Y'know how sometimes there's that "other stuff".... personally the silat itself i don't mind but when they involve that "other stuff" it kinda creeps me out.

Aqmal said...

hilarious.

but whatever happened to "when Islam forbids something, it's for a good reason"?

I mean isn't justifying it a sin in itself? and isn't finding loopholes in the fatwa rulings kinda like justifying it? Well, a sin in your terms, not mine.

Afiq Deen said...

This fatwa was determined by reason, by the nat fatwa who I think didn't do enough research.

Anonymous said...

@ aqmal: pffft. sayas the guys who backs up homosexuality.

Aqmal said...

again, note the "...a sin in YOUR terms". Not in my terms. Personally, I don't give a crap.

Afiq Deen said...

right.... of course you dont..

wink

wink

myadlan said...

aiya.. its more than 2 weeks already. really took them some time to think about the reason behind the yoga issue..

okey. they are thinking about the pengkid issue first.. yoga next..

Hanafana said...

hurm..never tot of that..

A said...

whoever said bout "stupid place".they may just go away.from this country.back to their nenek moyang pnya homeland.and see if they're treated better there.esp woman.n if India is the country.lain la kalo cantik mcm aishwarya rai..xsedar diuntung.

Yusuf Martin said...

Hold on young man Michelle Gunaselan is one person you could never call a racist bigot and if you had any sense neither would you.

I don't think that there is any similarity between priests and the fatwa council, at least, in Islam, there really should not be.

Your respect for these figures seems to be purely arbitrary insomuch that you feel you can and will ignore their advice, surely isn't that more insulting than standing up and saying something is wrong, when it clearly is - without playing the race card.