Ever walk pass a group of guys and gave them a simple gesture? let say.. a wave and a twitchy smile before realizing that you're being completely, I mean completely ignored. Yep, they were in a middle of guy-talking. *fact* Guy-talking is a mode of conversation that revolves around no particular subject; it's an apprehension of each other's machoism. For example:
guy1: Ko pergi tak Sungei Wang tadi?
guy2-5: *mumbles*
guy1: Boring Sial!
guy3: Looked at guy2's pants... and anounced Wei! Seluar baru siot!
guy1-5: *mumbles*
Well it's pretty much predictable from there on. Ala... there's always a macho acting group of boys anywhere in this world. So what to do lor... I was ignored.. A quick glance at them and before I was too far from them. "Oi Sh****! Lawa seluar dalam, Kiko ek?"
.....Gedegung.... Love every second of it.
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And another interesting scenario that happened today includes a nerdy girl who had started hanging out with a couple of "cool" girls.
Afiq: Hey Al***, dah check Afdlin Shauki punyer blog?
Al***: .......
Afiq: Al***! Haloo...
"cool" friend beside her: Dier cakap ngan u ke?
Al***: Ntah... rolled her eyes and fake a giggle..
To Al*** yang 'whatever', I know you're reading this... pronounce each letter out loud: Don't worry, you're just
I.N.S.E.C.U.R.E.
Aiyo, we're in a University already lah kengkawan. We are no more in highschool! Gosh...
1 comment:
dear Al***
ouchhhh!!! sakit tak? sakit tak?!
yours,
kid
hahahaha..
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