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I think it's awesome that I can open an application in my phone using voice command. But then again my nerd of a roommate told me that this is last century's technology. I don't think he meant it literally though because a century ago, the only mobile technology was bottled water and foldable chair, (I think).

When it comes to SMSes, until today I don't get why we are getting charged 15 cents per SMS when digits sent are actually quantifiable. Why not a 0.01 cents per letter rate or 5 words, 1 free smiley promotion? Because of this obvious fraud, I made it a point to cantikkan SMSes with seloka, pantun, sajak and gurindam so I wouldn't waste charged vacant text space. These are some of my sent texts:
.
This season the roses are in full bloom,
Full bloom with a scent of barley,
Ina ko ni dah siap ke belum,
Cepatlah aku nak gerak dengan Li.
.
Nael membawa kereta dengan laju,
Laju laju seperti formula one,
Nael yang baik tolong angkat baju,
Baju baju the red and blue one.
.
Baby you know it baby you do,
That my heart belongs to Sally,
Sarah jangan lupa bawa dadu,
Tak cukup satu nak main monopoli
..
I takes a group of men to start a war,
But it takes one brave man to make merry,
Oi Syah apa ko buat lama-lama dekat luar?
Dua tiga kucing berlari.
.
Seluar Pak Endot berlubey satu,
Mak Endot pulok buek tak pahey,
Mu kecek gapo aku tak tahu,
Kuch kuch hota hei.
.
Dah habis credit ke Ina yang ayu?
You guna Digi, Maxis, Hotlink ke Celcom?
Tapi kan you ade wifi kat bilik you,
Kita chat jelah kat afiqsays.blogspot.com.
.
Pak Salman dibaham ikan yu,
Ikan paus lalu, dua-dua kena telan,
Selamat Tahun Baru,
2009 ; )

29 comments:

Scanadian said...

hey afiq, i cant really figure it out whether i agree wit wat u say, but i love d poems!! haha!!

lubnaaa said...

tell me about it. that's why i can never send those messages that only say 'yes', 'no', 'ok' and the like. i end up thinking of other things to say, unrelated as they are, and making the message fit into a page so that i know i'm using my money's worth.

i had a good laugh at your poems, they're pretty creative.

have a good 2009!

Anonymous said...

haha...you are soooo creative la afiq. nice one!

-umi q

Lady RoRa said...

Sriously I luurvve it! haha..

Afiq Deen said...

Happy New Year to you too Lubnaaaaaa. But sometimes if you text unrelated things, you will get a longer response, then you will feel obligated to carry on sms-ing details and what not.

Let's say you're not in the mood to layan people but you feel that you're wasting money by sending short messages. You can just include trivial facts like Do you know that hippos killed more people a year than crocodiles? or A normal human being only use 9% of their brain capacity.

Diran said...

haha...i love your poems...its so funny...especially the kelantan wan..ahah..

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