Jeez...



I think it is downright embarassing when non-muslims tells it as it is: it's a guitar fish dumbass!

I knew many (oh yes, many) muslim friends and family who actually believed in the anak derhaka transformation into a fish tale. Many. And it is embarassing. Very very embarassing.

Mysticism is irrelevant in Islam, just so you know. Very very irrelevant. If mysticm is the pillars in which Islam was founded, muslims will be no different than American Shamans and Scandinavian Witches.

Alas, we grew up listening to tales of Si Tanggang who turned into a rock when he was too embarassed to acknowledge his own mother. I don't know about you, but I think the story is ridiculous and should be shelved in between Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast.

Islam only acknowledge science as the procedure of medium manipulation, not Eh Mambang Tanah, Mambang Air, Mambang Pokok, Mambang Pasirrrrr. There are more ridiculous videos and pictures sent in e-mails to remind muslims of the power of God. Oh God, look at these ungrateful insignificant followers who'd only believed you when they see an edited picture of a dog-girl, and not the natural splendors you had granted for us to use and enjoy.

Siot betol!

If muslims can be easily fooled by fucked up videos and pictures, how on earth are they going to react to the Dajjal, whose sole mission is to mislead mankind with his 'magic' before Qiamah, The End of The World? (as written in the revelation)

I'm just saying, lailatul qadar is not about prostating trees and jelly water, it's a night when cosmological and astronomical conditions is at its best, and will grant enlightened self-motivation and foreknowledge that will be translated into personal decisions to people who is in a state of praying at that very moment. Get it?

I'm just saying later, when we have kids, we should stop the Tanggang story cycle. People are misusing the whole context of the story by being negligent to psychological and emotional needs of children and bullying them with the "I keep you fed, you do what I say!" theory and defying the impossible by expecting children to be loving and understanding to them when they get older by threatening and beating the hell out of them when they were small and vulnerable. That just there, strangely rhymes.

Oh yes, a message to the guy (or girl) who impersonated me in my Taggie. Just in case you think bloggers have no right to be pissed by blatant insults, think again. And I do edit my own pictures. Yes, it can be quite startling; I am not getting any more handsome but I am getting better in Adobe! Anyone can see the relevance of my actions (the editing)

Ini bulan Ramadhan, Afiq tak nak lebey-lebey nak counter-attack your kurangasam-ness, cukuplah sekadar gambar hitam putih ala-ala 50-an ini:

Up Yours Bebeh!

8 comments:

mr anonymous88 said...

IMHO, the most important things is the intention for everything. (it's rhymes!).

I supposed our ancestor made up those story is not just for fun, or negligently the psychological and emotional need theory and expecting children to be loving and understanding by threatening and beating. The main intention is for the children to take the moral of the story. And making them a daddy and mommy good boys and girls.

Well, time goes and everything changed. We are no longer the people living in a remote area.

Yet, what makes thing complicated is when one take those things seriously, and may alter those things to make it more spicy and interesting. More sadly, when there is people out there 100% believe in those things.

So, the conclusion is I supposed children education should be revised, and parent should never ever taking their children for granted....

kacheek said...

Some people are just plain ignorant.. the most difficult part is that they're your own, eh?

Anonymous said...

Anak derhaka anak yang tidak ingat akan pengorbanan ibu bapanya. Anak yang sudah taksub dengan duit dan material dunia. Ya walaupun anak sembahyang tetapi tidak hormat akan ibunya nescaya ia tidak dirahmati ALLAH swt.

Cerita dongeng ada makna hanya untuk si kecil dan pabila besar si anak harus faham cerita disebliknya.

Adakah anda anak yang soleh atau sebaliknya. Tanya diri sendiri dan muhasabahle ya.

Anonymous said...

afiq ni penakut lah rupenye..

renegix_01 said...

lmao...mesej yang nak disampaikan bagus dlm video clip tuh...tapi tuk percaye...selagi xde bukti...xde keje nak percaye...amek mesej sudah...

Maikel Jeksen a/l Maikel Nathan said...

Apa salahnya seorang anak derhaka disumpah jadi guitar fish ? Sekali sekala kena jugak jadi guitar fish sebab trend jadi batu dah lama sangat. Mentang2 la kawan tu kena sumpah jadi benda yg familiar, terus orang tak percaya ...

Takkan nak kena sumpah jadi Ultraman Taro, Loch Ness monster atau Michael Jackson, baru nak percaya ianya " mangsa sumpahan " ?

( the above is pun intended )

afiq said...

I so~~~ dont appreciate ppl using the name anonymous.

I still think believing in such things can lead to kurafat.

Whateverlahkan.

Anonymous said...

Great post! At least to me... I like someone who is like you who dare to think out of the box and come out with such sarcastic opinion.

Ya... youngsters nowadays should change the way they look about particular things. Not just merely accept whatever people says.

It's too oldies....