Pantun Hari Jadi Hariz

Hariz, a genius cousin of mine is now studying in Western Michigan in America. Since he's 22 hours away from us, we'd no choice but to send him a simple birthday wish in form of a pantun. So we, Nael and I made a few rangkaps of pantun to spice up his FB wall.
(The pantuns are peppered with family inside jokes so you might not understand some of them.)
Pak Haji suka berangan,
Mak Haji takut lipan,
19 menjadi kenangan,
20 menjadi harapan.
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Sedang tengok cerita korea,
Muka semua plastic surgery,
Selamat menyambut di Amerika,
Jangan lupa makan kari.
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Pergi ke langkawi tak ajak,
Pergi dengan Juliana Evans,
Sana takdak kedai mamak,
Takdak jugak Juliana Evans.
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Alamak! Lupa bagi mesej dia...!
Tapi takpa, kata Nisa,
Walaupun lambat di Malaysia,
Belum lagi 5hb di Amerika.
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Bermain-main burung di bilik hujung,
Di bilik hujung tingkap tak terbuka,
Bila lagi nak balik kampung,
Bawa Juliana sekali ya?
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Menunggu di ruang tamu,
Perut berdangdut akibat lapar,
Afiq seronok melayan tetamu,
KAMI LAPARRRRRR!
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Tahun baru sudah menjelma,
Bulan baru sudah bermula,
Haris ada selsema?
Kami di sini hangat ada laa.
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Budaya kita balas membalas,
Kalau bertemu mesti bertanya,
Ini satu soalan ikhlas,
PS3 disana berapa harganya?
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Lompat disana lompat disini,
Disitu lompat, disana pun lompat,
Mari berkelah di tasik Chini,
2 3 kucing berlompat.
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Mencari awek diseberang Utah,
Awek puteh bertetek megah,
Semua awek disambut meriah.
Awek hitam harus ditegah.
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Kereta Putra kereta Satria,
Mana nak sama kereta BMW,
Bila berjumpa bersuka ria,
Didalam hati I hate you....
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Mak Inom kahwin lain,
Gunung Daek bercabang tiga,
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

4 comments:

love_angel~ said...

cute!!!:)

Ibnu Alfadli said...

alah~ bawak evans je ke? bawak la ibnu skali. i miss your grandma's awesome foods! and catching birds in the girl's bedroom! LOL.

penyelamat dunia said...

asal lak awek hitam harus ditegah? gila racist. black chicks best apa.

art said...

oi..there's more juliana evans out there..go find one..haiiizzz..life must go on laa..hahahaha..