Afiq Generalizes

Peace, stability and tolerance through ignorance and division?

Classic. You MRSM students do not know how to associate yourself outside your comfort zone because you were taught by malay teachers who happened to be in your situation during their highschool years. You can't speak english at all (you must be really good at writing in english though) and you can't barely handle the fact that grades do not necessarily get you hired or promoted. And now that most technical fields are occupied you remain jobless for months and then you'll decide to further your studies and become a teacher (or a lecturer)

Classic. You SRJK (chinese) will either inherit your parent's boring businesses or indulge yourself in the word of technology. Oh yes, meek or geek. Nerd or Curd. You speak really bad english yet you valiantly consider it as your upper hand in your self-noted caste. You only talk to Malays at Low Yay in which you try to squirm your way to big money by taking advantage of stupid MRSM students who had just got their hands on MARA loan.

Classic. You SRJK (indian) speaks pretty good english (sometimes ebonic) but your understanding of the language is still purely fictitious. You're faking it, honestly. You can talk like a blonde bitch or a misunderstood stressed out black mama all you want, but the recently graduated chinese and released MARA students think you're acting stupid. And they're stupid. Ting Tong, oh dear, can get that for me Molly or Knock Knock, sapna chola kor Mollykutty dey! makes no difference at all.

Classic. You Private and International students think you're so cool with your pampered lifestyle and american-wannabe accents that you made it a point that you are. Well, you are in the eyes of chinese students, MRSM students and Indian students because they happened to like watching MTV and what is cooler than seeing a sad unworthy replication. Clap clap, you're cool bebeh.Yeah, mini skirts are liberating. Bling blings are humbling. And you know what? just so you know, you're SO cool that the rest of the adolescent populace is ignoring you.

Classic isn't it. Well offsprings of shallow-minded parents, comrades, my fellow friends. Rejoice-lah. Speak standard english taught by Cikgu Muthu, Puan Marina and Miss Chong. If we can all speak good english, the chance of all of us getting along will be higher.

Don't blame MCA and MIC for being so stubborn in abolishing Jenis schools. Don't blame the UMNO to be so damn protective of their tribal issues. Don't blame PAS for being a better model of unity of race in their state. Don't blame anyone. Blame Tom and Jane for being english. Blame their mother for getting them a dog.