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BTN: Biro Tata Negara

Objektif
Mencipta semangat patriotisme dan cintakan negara di kalangan semua lapisan masyarakat Malaysia dengan memberikan keutamaan kepada golongan pelajar, cendekiawan dan pemimpin-pemimpin masyarakat dengan hasrat mewujudkan satu negara dan bangsa yang kuat dan bermaruah melalui rancangan latihan dan penyelidikan kemasyarakatan.

How They Reach The Objective
I was asked to memorized a whole article of how Pak Lah is the most competent and wholesome leader and Anwar Ibrahim is a common criminal. I was then asked to answer a -fill-in-the-box- question paper where I have to complete sentences of how Pak Lah is Malaysia's perfect leader.

Misi
Memberi sumbangan bermakna dalam usaha mencipta kegemilangan masyarakat Malaysia.

How They Reach The Mission
I was bombarded with Semangat Melayu. Melayu Boleh! Melayu Boleh! Melayu Boleh!

Visi
Pembina semangat patriotisme negara yang terkemuka dan utama.

How They Reach The Vision
I was forced to sing Negaraku at the top of my lungs until the facilitators are satisfied

Oh yes, yes... I'm highly patriotic now. Long Live UMNO! I mean Malaysia...