Random Talking Pictures

Dia Ketua Saintis Dunia. He carried around heavy books and magazines and read them with magnifying glass so big that it could light a flame on a page. He's not fit for society man! Tanjung Rambutan should have their own fucking hotline.

I was driving in the middle of the night and saw a very cool plate number. I gave chase to the car so I can take a picture of the plate. The driver thought it was a hostile chase and rushed to the nearest police station. She stopped in front the police station and I followed through. Snap. I left after taking the above picture, leaving the poor woman scared shitless in her car.

I made apple crumble pie for Tok's Mother's Day celebration. Thank you Auntie Tijah for teaching me how to make this sedap-nak-mampos dessert.

I taught Suhail how to ice-skate. I'm a self-made expert mostly because I'm a competent roller blader. It was his birthday so I decided that the best gift is to teach him a useless but cool skill. A few days later I realized how gay we might have looked to curious spectators. Yelah, holding a male friend's hand and ankles around the ice rink is not exactly heterosexual-looking.

I've never been beaten in Scrabbles my whole life. Seriously. Never. I am very competitive in games like Scrabble or Sahiba that I will do anything there is to do to win including using dirty and suggestive words. Me No Shy. Check out my recent win in the picture above. Notice the word orgy, dicks (and pixie?) Yeah, tact is no longer relevant when playing scrabbles.

I cried because I had creative differences with the photographer.

They called it Sushi Tak Jadi. I don't blame them, they don't understand art.