Kamu Hipokrit Jika Kamu...

....pantang tok nenek anak cucu cicit kamu berjudi di kasino di Genting atau di franchise Sports Toto dan 4D berdekatan tetapi kamu sendiri suscriber perkhidmatan 4D sms yang diiklankan di Harian Metro.

....menentang artis seperti Beyonce, Pussycat Dolls dan Mariah Carey daripada datang membuat persembahan di Malaysia kerana pakaian mereka yang menjolok mata tapi kamu sendiri mempunyai koleksi CD atau DVD persembahan dangdut artis hangat dari seberang.

....merasakan anal sex itu tidak dikira sebagai zina.

....naik angin apabila ada kes buang anak tetapi bila ahli keluarga sendiri terlanjur, terus dibuang rumah dan tak mengaku ada hubungan darah lagi.

....terliur apabila menonton Taylor Lautner tidak berbaju dalam NewMoon tetapi membantah sekeras-kerasnya aksi buka baju Faizal Tahir.

....merasakan artis Malaysia langsung tiada kelas tetapi menggemari selebriti Hollywood seperti Kim Kardashian dan Paris Hilton yang popular disebabkan video seks mereka.

....memulakan umpatan kamu dengan "Aku bukan nak mengumpat, tapi...."

....mengakhiri umpatan kamu dengan "Wallahualam."
....mencela gambar aksi panas artis tempatan tetapi mempunyai gambar aksi panas buatan sendiri dalam telefon bimbit.
....takut akan pontianak tapi mencintai Edward Cullen.
....berfikir tentang memboikot barangan Israel dan Amerika Syarikat sambil menikmati Double Prosperity Burger di McDonald's.
....memarahi anak kerana tidak mahu membayar bil Astro kamu (walaupun mereka mampu) tetapi membiarkan anak kamu meminjam wang PTPTN (walaupun kamu mampu)
....beranggapan bahawa menilik nasib amalan yang syirik tetapi membaca horoskop kamu setiap pagi.
....mengejek orang yang mempunyai payudara silikon atau saline yang palsu tetapi kamu sendiri menyumbat dua lapisan padding di dalam coli.
....mengeluh "Mentaliti kelas ketiga betul..." sambil kencing tanpa menaikkan dahulu tempat duduk jamban.
....seorang ahli politik.

12 comments:

carutPK said...

...seorang ahli politik.

the best one!

tia said...

kejap serious kejap humor.
nak tambah.
hypocrite bila mengata orang tu busy body..dia yang cakap pasal orang tu tak busy body ke??urgh..

Mr NAEmnzr said...

"mengeluh "Mentaliti kelas ketiga betul..." sambil kencing tanpa menaikkan dahulu tempat duduk jamban".

yup yup yup.Agree!!!kalo kencing x menitik rata2 xpalah,kan?

Mr NAEmnzr said...

"mengeluh "Mentaliti kelas ketiga betul..." sambil kencing tanpa menaikkan dahulu tempat duduk jamban".

yup yup yup.Agree!!!kalo kencing x menitik rata2 xpalah,kan?

alice said...

people who question whether a homecook pasta is halal or tak halal but when people serve a Secret Recipe cake, tak question pun....

mrHan said...

i like da last 1, two thumbs up

mata aku.... said...

sumer nyer betol belaka...nk2 lak tang suka edward cullent tuh...hahahaha

YayaEdna said...

memarahi anak kerana tidak mahu membayar bil Astro kamu (walaupun mereka mampu) tetapi membiarkan anak kamu meminjam wang PTPTN (walaupun kamu mampu)

haha..my fav!! u mmg macam tentang habis2an kan ibubapa yang suruh anak2 pinjam PTPTN? haha

nice AfiQ! :)

Afiq Deen said...

YE. Saya tentang habis-habisan. PTPTN tu seeloknya untuk orang yang tak mampu sahaja. Janganlah menyusahkan hidup anak-anak.

Yea because Secret Recipe has a Halal stamp on it and homemade pasta don't. But if you let a woman wearing tudung serve it, guarantee everyone will think its halal.

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