Day Two

Guess what. Remember the Orangputeh I blogged about in the later entry? We had breakfast together. Cycle of life. He's from New Zealand. Being a timid Asian, I withdrew myself from his ideal chat. Typical of Malaysians.
I did a little bit of surfing in the morning and bodysurfed in the evening. I prefer body surfing. It's easier (and cheaper) The board cost 50 thousand rupiah as oppose to the long surfing board's 100 thousand rupiah. RM1 = 2500 rupiah. You do the math. My face is now several shades darker along with my forearms and legs. I had myself a tattoo. Fake lah. Inai. A gecko. I accidentally ate ham (pork). It tasted different from beef ham so I asked the waiter lah, astaga mas, kenapanya tidak bilang! He shook his shoulders.
I got my self tanned but only for an hour. English people, and their endless remarks. Gossipy, those British folks. My highlights are becoming obvious than ever, thanks to the sea water. Now how am I supposed to return to UIA, with my highlighted hair and over-tanned skin. Otaku-style caucasian lah. Biarlah mereka dan umpatan mereka. They (UIA admin) should learn a few things about diversity of culture. Moie. Otaku Justice! Yataaa.
The television shows here are so different. Their context quality is poorer than RTM's. Serious shit. The actors are too goodlooking. The girls are super slutty. And the good guys either wear a tudung or kopiah. Stereotype habis.
I'd come to find that we Malaysians are very katak di bawah tempurung with the telly inside the tempurung. As in we know a lot ot trivial facts but refuse to indulge in it. Malaysians. Not chinese nor malay. Not indians. Malaysians. Malaysians here likes to visit temples and beaches only to take pictures of themselves with an alien backdrop. Click-click-click. Most of the Balinese were surprised that I took the effort to talk to them. Yep, to talk to them. Orang Malaysier sombong bangat, kata mereka. I don't know how far this is from truth but coming out from their mouths... I can't help to wonder.
No offence.
And I think I know why we Malaysians like to read controversial news and trivial facts rather than real life experiences:
Malaysia's most watched show: Bulletin Utama.
Most read material: Newspaper.
Figures. Life is more than fly-over accidents and affairs and Siti Mengandung? Much more than inflation.

6 comments:

Aput said...

I know how you feel about the chatty Westerners.

Right now, having a Caucasian pair as my neighbors in Johor. They greet me and I reply, and somehow there's that feeling like you've never talked to another person before.

Guess it takes time to loosen up.

afiq said...

Weird culture huh? Chatty like that Saunder woman from Absalutely Fabulous or Emily from Little Britain. But all in all, most of the things that came out from their mouth is rubbish, unimportant, so what the heck eh. We malaysians are taught to be straight to the point! (Belajar menulis rumusan from form 1 sampai SPM.)

alcohol, virgins and ganja here is so bloody cheap!

Sabar afiq sabar...

cekmi said...

u'd go to that uia office and be stopped: no blonde is allowed.

serious shit, aint they?

hey, i love venturing to a place alone. u'd see different perspectives of life undisturbed. happy travelling afiq!

Miss Aida said...

I love talking to randoms in Melbourne. It's great.

coolooc said...

F***k Muslims and all malay pig in Malaysia.

I feel ashamed to call myself a Malaysian nowadays because you malay pig are making us losing our pride day by day by corrupting the once dignified image of this country, you know Malaysia is now a laughing stock among the non-Muslim countries in the world!

People despise this country still protecting the lame lot and not doing anything to improve the deteriorating situation, still practising double standards among its own people, still expelling the non-malay genius to other countries, still depriving the rights and benefits of other races to its own race, still criticize and blame the Chinese for their minority poverty.

Hey, what is wrong with you malay pig? Haven't you fed yourself enough with the loots yet? Still want more? What a worthless thieves bunch!

You malay pig are worse than a maggot. We need a leader not a faggot to rule this country. Get lost you freak!

For all the bad things you stupid melayu babi say about the Chinese, when you are in trouble and big shit, what do you do?

You come crawling back on your knees to the Chinaman to help you, because you can't trust all your malay pig who are sodomy rapists, incest culprits, drug addicts.

Without the Chinese, you malay pig will still live on trees, swinging from tree to tree like monkeys, or forages on the ground by your 4 legs to eat all the shit.

You malay pig are a truly ungrateful lot - the minute all the Chinese leave Bolehland - you malay pig will collapse into the sea and die - that is your destiny!

I think the problem of malay pig race is their culture - it is in born in their gene - nowhere in the world that you will see affirmative action is focusing on the majority because it is always the minority that need the protection.

Worst, the minority in Malaysia has been systematically marginalized just to suppress them of their growth.

Let the malay pig make Malaysia the most corrupted place to live in and see what happened in 2020? I guess malay pig will go back to Indonesia as Malaysia don't belong to them, they are also immigrants from Sumatra, Sulawesi, Jawa, etc.

Please get it into your pea-sized otak udang plastered with layers and layers of tahi babi encased in your kepala kayu that Malaysia belong to the Orang Asli who are the true bumis of the country.

Niffy pellmell malay pig are in fact pendatang haram who swam across the Melaka Strait illegally from Sumatra. They should be caught, given severe caning and deported back to their pig sties in Sumatra.

mirul said...

where's the pictures of half-naked australians walking around eating mcdonalds (still half-naked inside d building) while their hands carrying packs of condoms?